i could do whatever i wanted if i wanted

hannabarbarian:

i like this picture because it accurately explains what it was like when i masturbated for the first time

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tripthemgently:

chancewells:

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

she doooooooooo

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

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whitewhine:

…You know, or I can try to save money or whatever. 

whitewhine:

…You know, or I can try to save money or whatever. 

Microsoft applies for patent on TV achievements

drquint:

Microsoft also envisioned using the Kinect motion-sensing camera in tandem with this system. For example, achievements may be tied to viewers performing specific actions while they watch a show. The system can make sure the user is simply in the room while it plays, or it can tell the user to hold up a specific product. The camera would then scan the item held up and reward the user with an achievement.

>or it can tell the user to hold up a specific product

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okoenig:

whats the difference between me and a calendar? 

a calendar has dates 

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theonion:

Boss Born In 1991: Full Report